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		<title>TOP most absurd celebrities&#8217; baby names.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 05:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being the celebrity child always has its advantages and rewards. You get to go to the best schools, you always have money and you’re famous from the day you are born. The world can only assume that it’s for this reason that celebrities name their children weird names like “Dweezil”.’ It must be to teach [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Being the celebrity child always has its advantages and rewards. You get to go to the best schools, you always have money and you’re famous from the day you are born. The world can only assume that it’s for this reason that celebrities name their children weird names like “Dweezil”.’ It must be to teach them that life is not all candy and rainbows.<br />
Here are some of the most ridiculous names that our famous celebrities have named their kids.<br />
Apple &#038; Moses. As if <a href='http://www.doublegames.com/games/mac.html' target=_blank title='Games for Apple software'>Apple</a> wasn’t strange enough for Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Chris Martin first child, they really rocked with Moses. With absolutely no good reason for picking this biblical figure to name their kid after, Moses is going to get a lot of confusion coming at him from the Jewish community.<br />
Kal-el Coppola. For those of you who are not obsessed with <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman' target=_blank title='Read about Superman'>Superman</a>, you might not recognize Nicholas Cage’s choice for his son’s name. Kal-el was Clark Kent’s real name when he lived with his family on Krypton. This is all great for the kid who can shorted his name to “Kal” if he wants to, but that’s not going to rid him of his ridiculous father who has named him after the man of steel, and probably even expects him to live up to it.<br />
Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey. You could almost imagine why Poppy Honey was Jamie Oliver’s choice for his child. Both of them are <a href='http://www.play-foodgames.com/' target=_blank title='Play best food games'>food</a> items, and he’s a famous chef. You can even ignore the oversight that poppy is the flower used to make most addictive narcotics. But Daisy Boo? It’s even worse when you try and call both the children together. Think of the attendance list at their first school. Will Daisy Boo Oliver and Poppy Honey Oliver please raise their hands? Bet!<br />
Behind the names above there are other ones like Audio Science – the daughter of Shannyn Sossoman; Woody Allen named one of his children Satchel; Pilot Inspector is Jason Lee&#8217;s son name; Frank Zappa, a <a href='http://www.freegamesarena.com/games/maestro-notes-of-life-collectors-edition-info.html' target=_blank title='Save the girl from an evil composer'>composer</a> and guitarist hit the record after naming his kids like Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.</p>
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		<title>List Of All-Time Shortest Marriages</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever we see or hear the name of Kim Kardashian the first thing that pops up in our heads is that she divorced in just 72 days after her marriage with NBA player Kris Humphries. But Kim is not the only one who is famous for the short marriage relationship. There is a list of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whenever we see or hear the name of  Kim Kardashian the first thing that pops up in our heads is that she divorced in just 72 days after her marriage with NBA player Kris Humphries. But Kim is not the only one who is famous for the short <a href='http://www.doublegames.com/delicious-emilys-true-love.html' target=_blank title='Take part into preparation of the wedding party'>marriage</a> relationship. There is a list of celebrities who were happy to get married but quickly changed their mind.<br />
Kid Rock and Pam Anderson: 4 months.<br />
Britney Spears and Jason Alexander: 2 days. In 2004, the singer wed Jason Alexander in Las Vegas, but then quickly got the marriage annulled, claiming that she &#8220;lacked understanding of her <a href='http://www.freegamesarea.com/games/share/free-action-games.html' target=_blank title='Play the best free action games'>actions</a> to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to marriage.<br />
Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray: 5 months. “I have too much going on in my life to focus on”, Sophia said. The former One Tree Hill co-stars ended their union after just five months amidst reports of Murray&#8217;s infidelity.<br />
Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman: 6 Days. Claiming he was inebriated during the nuptials, Dennis Rodman then rescinded his annulment claim. Six months later, Electra filed for divorce.<br />
Colin Farrell and Amelia Warner: 4 months. The pair split up just a short four months later, with Farrell, later saying the marriage happened “too fast,” and they were “too young”.<br />
         Also among these ridiculously short marriages can be named Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd: 4 months, Drew Barrymore and Tom Green: 5 months, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds: 2 weeks, Helen Hunt and Hank Azaria: 11 Months, Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito: 4 months, Lisa Marie Presley and Nicolas Cage: 3 months, Renée Zellweger and Kenny Chesney: 4 months, Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine: 4 weeks, Shannen Doherty and Ashley Hamilton: 5 months, Chris Kattan and Sunshine Tutt: 8 weeks&#8230; This list seem to be endless, that only proves that everyone should <a href='http://www.freegamesarea.com/games/share/free-puzzle-games.html' target=_blank title='Enjoy your mind bending puzzles with Puzzle Games '>think</a> twice before tying the knot.</p>
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		<title>Alec Baldwin got bad reputation</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 04:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently popular movie star Alec Baldwin was kicked off an American Airlines flight after refusing to stop playing Words with Friends game on his iPad. Depending on who you believe, either Baldwin was extremely rude to American Airlines staff, American Airlines staff were extremely rude to Baldwin, or a combination of both, which results on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Recently popular <a href='http://www.doublegames.com/games/free/movie_games.html' target=_blank title='Meet your favourite movie star'>movie star</a> Alec Baldwin was kicked off an American Airlines flight after refusing to stop playing Words with Friends game on his <a href='http://www.doublegames.com/games/ipad.html' target=_blank title='Get new games for your iPad'>iPad</a>. Depending on who you believe, either Baldwin was extremely rude to American Airlines staff, American Airlines staff were extremely rude to Baldwin, or a combination of both, which results on Baldwin being booted from the plane.<br />
Baldwin issued an apology to his fellow passengers for delaying them, but no apology was made to the airline! Now Baldwin has taken the mickey out of the situation on TV comedy show “Saturday Night Live”, pretending to be Captain Steve Rogers &#8211; the &#8216;pilot&#8217; of his plane <a href='http://www.freegamesarea.com/games/share/free-adventure-games.html' target=_blank title='Travel all over the world playing free adventure games'>journey</a>.<br />
Appearing on the Weekend Update segment of SNL with Seth Meyers, Baldwin told that the incident was “awful” and that he was on SNL to “issue an apology to Mr. Baldwin”.<br />
Pushing the apology envelope even further, Rogers also noted that Baldwin is “an American treasure, and I am ashamed at the way he was treated!” After the American Airlines incident in which Alec Baldwin kept all his Twitter followers updated on the unfolding events, Baldwin had to delete his Twitter account. But don&#8217;t be sad, he is about to start another one.</p>
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		<title>Bluewater can&#8217;t stop publishing comics about famous people</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 05:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to online newspapers the USA went on sale this summer a new comic book series &#8220;Political Power&#8221;, produced by studio Bluewater Production, which the main character was Secretary of the State Hillary Clinton. Thirty two page book has appeared on the shelves of American stores on at a price of 3.99 dollars. The famous [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to online newspapers the USA went on sale this summer a new comic book series &#8220;Political Power&#8221;, produced by studio Bluewater Production, which the main character was Secretary of the State Hillary Clinton. Thirty two page <a title='Books gave game developers wonderful scenarios for theiк games' href='http://www.book-games.com/' target=_blank>book</a> has appeared on the shelves of American stores on at a price of 3.99 dollars. The famous studio artists DC Comics participated in creation of the design of the cover part. Comics can be bought in retail stores and online.  According to the publisher Darren Davis (Darren G. Davis), the comic book follows the career of Clinton in the Obama administration. In this case, noted in the Bluewater Production, special emphasis is placed on a power struggle from which Clinton got a winner, leading the State Department. </p>
<p>Bluewater Comics publishes regularly on the life of famous people. For example, in publishing comics have been published about the wife of U.S. President, Michelle Obama, Obama himself, the Vice-President Joe Biden, as well as Margaret Thatcher, Lady Gaga and former candidate for U.S. vice presidential Sarah Palin.</p>
<p>Recently they decided to publish the biography of the founder of <a target=_blsnk  href='http://www.doublegames.com/sssg-big-apple.html' title='Apples are not only fruits'>Apple</a> <i>Steve Jobs</i>. Books about Steve Jobs doomed to success: the growth, development and consolidation of positions in the modern world, his brainchild &#8211; Corporation <a title='New and top games for MacBook and Mac Desktop' href='http://www.doublegames.com/games/mac.html'>Apple</a>, the public interest in the individual manager&#8217;s most valuable technology company in the world remains consistently high. We still have to wait for the release of the official biography &#8220;iStiv: The Book of Jobs&#8217;». That&#8217;s why Bluewater Production decided to take a moment and quickly publish their version of the story of Steve Jobs. Comics published under the name &#8220;Steve Jobs co-founder of <a href='http://www.doublegames.com/apple-pie.html' title='Get a pie of Apple'>Apple</a>» , and intends to present the version of Jobs lifting the corporate ladder and his relentless struggle for her to stay on the top step. </p>
<p>The official release of the book reads: &#8220;Steve Jobs is such the same icon as the logo of his company. They called him an innovator, a risky guy, a visionary and a genius. He also won the epithets of &#8220;unprincipled&#8221;, &#8220;selfish&#8221; and &#8220;corporate pirate.&#8221; In a forthcoming biography of the graphic explored different sides of a complex and controversial personality of Steve Jobs, as well &#8211; his life and professional way&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Britney Spears has become the heroine of comic books</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 18:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Britney&#8217;s path to glory has inspired publishers to create a biographical comic about the life of Britney Spears, but rather on the difficult path to fame. Publisher published several photos of finished pages of comics. The very same comic book can be purchased in the spring of this year. 32-page comic book tells of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Britney&#8217;s path to glory has inspired publishers to create a biographical comic about the life of Britney Spears, but rather on the difficult path to fame. Publisher published several photos of finished pages of comics. The very same comic book can be purchased in the spring of this year.</p>
<p>32-page comic book tells of the rise Spears in the late 90&#8242;s, about her personal life and return to the scene.</p>
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		<title>Yuri Gagarin flew in comics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 11:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At today&#8217;s children is hard to impress, this is a virtue is perhaps that superheroes of blockbusters. Several Britons have created a comic book about the first cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin &#8211; in an accessible way to tell the younger generation of heroes in real life, but also to show Soviet reality &#8220;in all its insane [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At today&#8217;s children is hard to impress, this is a virtue is perhaps that superheroes of blockbusters. Several Britons have created a comic book about the first cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin &#8211; in an accessible way to tell the younger generation of heroes in real life, but also to show Soviet reality &#8220;in all its insane and cruel grandeur.&#8221;</p>
<p>Comic book was not created just so, and over &#8211; this year the world will celebrate a half-century anniversary of the first manned space flight. Graphic novel, called &#8220;Day of the Jury: The road to the stars&#8221; (Yuri&#8217;s Day: The Road To The Stars), does not look like a fairy tale &#8211; rather, it is meant to tell you how really was the man who discovered the cosmos.<br />
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Yuri Gagarin, first man to travel into space, exists in the minds of most of us like vague image of a metal helmet. We live outside of Russia and have little idea about what happened to him after the historic flight &#8230; &#8220;Yuri&#8217;s Day&#8221; tells of the gradual disillusionment Gagarin of the Soviet system that created it &#8220;- say the authors of works of Andrew King, Pierce and Buffalo Peter Hodgkinson. And added to that set out to uncover the complexity of Soviet reality &#8220;in all its insane and cruel grandeur.&#8221;</p>
<p>The story told by the British, beginning in the late 1930&#8242;s, when the designer Sergei Korolev entered the camp on charges of sabotage. In addition to the Queen and Gagarin comic book heroes will be the best friend of the first cosmonaut Alexei Leonov, cosmonaut &#8220;number two&#8221; German Titov and cosmonaut training program director and an ardent Stalinist Nikolai Kamanin.</p>
<p>The book, which takes only 64 pages, yet only available in English, but in the future the authors hope to translate the comics into other languages, including Russian.</p>
<p>Probably, there are many people who will respond with contempt of minded Europeans, who know almost nothing about the great events and people make history. However, the modern reality is that the Russians are not all in stride call date, when Yuri Gagarin, pronounced the famous &#8220;Let&#8217;s go!&#8221;.</p>
<p>These ideas, despite the ambiguity, perhaps even a little push interest young people in history.</p>
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		<title>Commission actions remind absurdity theatre</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 14:38:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[General director Victor Bychkov has expressed the relation to actions of the commission which are engaged in research of a scandalous audio record, testifying to corruption. &#8220;Commission actions remind absurdity theatre. And pies, as it is known, are necessary the fresh. When this scandal has rumbled, it was necessary to unite efforts in any body [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>General director Victor Bychkov has expressed the relation to actions of the commission which are engaged in research of a scandalous audio record, testifying to corruption.</p>
<p>&#8220;Commission actions remind absurdity theatre. And pies, as it is known, are necessary the fresh. When this scandal has rumbled, it was necessary to unite efforts in any body which could define impartially those or other moments connected with scandal. All all know also all understand. Events which occur after a recognition arbitrators in the letter of the fault, fall outside the limits my understanding&#8221;, &#8211; the correspondent the Lion of Savari gives of a word of Bychkova.</p>
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		<title>Birthdays and Conventions</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, everyone say happy birthday to Heidi, the writer of Absurd, she&#8217;s old. Also, go check out the gift comic done by me and Bob. Secondly, this weekend Heidi and I will be in Killeen, Texas for Animix. Come out and see us, hear our panel with the amazing Steve Bennet and check [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First of all, everyone say happy  birthday to Heidi, the writer of Absurd, she&#8217;s old. <img src='http://www.absurdness.us/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />   Also, go check  out the gift comic done by me and Bob.  Secondly, this weekend Heidi and I will be in Killeen, Texas for Animix.   Come out and see us, hear our panel with the amazing Steve Bennet and  check out the new swag including shirts, buttons, and key chains!  See  you then!</p>
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		<title>Custom My Little Pony Auction</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, I am officially selling my custom My Little Ponies on Ebay! Check it out while the auction lasts. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#38;ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&#38;item=150267533865]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, I am officially selling my custom  My Little Ponies on Ebay!</p>
<p>Check it out while the auction lasts. <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&amp;item=150267533865" target="_blank">http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&amp;item=150267533865</a></p>
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