Being the celebrity child always has its advantages and rewards. You get to go to the best schools, you always have money and you’re famous from the day you are born. The world can only assume that it’s for this reason that celebrities name their children weird names like “Dweezil”.’ It must be to teach them that life is not all candy and rainbows.
Here are some of the most ridiculous names that our famous celebrities have named their kids.
Apple & Moses. As if Apple wasn’t strange enough for Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband Chris Martin first child, they really rocked with Moses. With absolutely no good reason for picking this biblical figure to name their kid after, Moses is going to get a lot of confusion coming at him from the Jewish community.
Kal-el Coppola. For those of you who are not obsessed with Superman, you might not recognize Nicholas Cage’s choice for his son’s name. Kal-el was Clark Kent’s real name when he lived with his family on Krypton. This is all great for the kid who can shorted his name to “Kal” if he wants to, but that’s not going to rid him of his ridiculous father who has named him after the man of steel, and probably even expects him to live up to it.
Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey. You could almost imagine why Poppy Honey was Jamie Oliver’s choice for his child. Both of them are food items, and he’s a famous chef. You can even ignore the oversight that poppy is the flower used to make most addictive narcotics. But Daisy Boo? It’s even worse when you try and call both the children together. Think of the attendance list at their first school. Will Daisy Boo Oliver and Poppy Honey Oliver please raise their hands? Bet!
Behind the names above there are other ones like Audio Science – the daughter of Shannyn Sossoman; Woody Allen named one of his children Satchel; Pilot Inspector is Jason Lee’s son name; Frank Zappa, a composer and guitarist hit the record after naming his kids like Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.
